Russian Spam Geniuses

noalbert.jpgHey, Russian spammers!  I can’t read your spam.  Not that I want to, but I thought the whole point was to get people to buy something.

I’ll bet I get 30-50 of these a day at work. 

“From: АФАНАСИЙ [mailto:tai8980titus@we-help-u.biz]

Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 2:52 AM

Subject: КОНЦЕРТЫ к 23 февраля и 8 марта

     

КОНЦЕРТЫ В МОСКВЕ к 23 февраля (495) 22З+92+З7 Олег ГАЗМАНОВ Кремль 24 февр. 2500-7500р Хор ТУРЕЦКОГО Кремль 28 февр-2 марта. Билеты 3000-20000р А.ГРАДСКИЙ т-р ЭСТРАДЫ 25 февр. 2200-10000р Пласидо ДОМИНГО Кремль 23 февр. 2500-45000р Балет TROKADERO (все партии исполняют мужчины) т-р Эстрады 27, 29 февр. 1,2 марта 3000-17000р CRIS REA ЛУЖНИКИ 28 февр. Билеты 2000-15000р Эдита ПЬЕХА Кремль 16 февр. 2000-7000р Раймонд ПАУЛС Дом МУЗЫКИ 26-27 февр. 1500-12000р, Нина ШАЦКАЯ Дом МУЗЫКИ 28 февр. 1500-2500р,

МИРАЖ КЗ МЕРИДИАН 23 февр. 1500-3500р”

It goes on for 5 more paragraphs, but you get the idea.  I’m not going to bother to spell check this entry, and you can imagine why.

The spam filter at work catches probably 95% of these.  but after receiving hundreds of them, I still can’t read Cyrillic, and I’m not planning to start any time soon.  But I can imagine it’s some Russian faux-pharma company trying to get me to buy cheap, knock-off Russian Viagra, or buy a Russian bride.

I don’t need either, thank you very much, but I’m sure it’s naive to think that it will ever go away.

Thank God and software engineers for spam filters.

–scene–

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